Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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