your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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