but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
