Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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