U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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