OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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