they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
