I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Did I show you my penis last night?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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