question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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