everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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