just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I need moral support for this bender
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
