have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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