is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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