We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
