would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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