I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We are two peas in an std pod
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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