I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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