when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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