Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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