my mouth tastes like poor choices
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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