therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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