awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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