Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
dude. I can hear the air.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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