I only kidnapped one of them. chill
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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