The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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