VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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