thus making me awesome and them whores
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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