He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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