Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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