if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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