he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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