Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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