so that wasnt chicken after all
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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