yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
i out mim tonsoeep
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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