i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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