Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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