Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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