I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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