So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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