The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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