So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
