problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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