The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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