just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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