"it" just moved
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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