fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
