so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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