All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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