just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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