You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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