My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
