He is an equal opportunity slut.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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