just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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